Welcome to the Quality Lear ing Center!

Home Sweet Home... Or Whatever!

At Quality Learing Center, we beleive in edumacation for the future! Just like in Idiocracy, we're making sure everyone gets their electrolytes... from Brawndo! It's what plants crave! 🌱💦

Our motto: "I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking." - Derek Zoolander

About Us: The Real Deal (Kinda)

Founded in Minnesota, where the winters are cold but the government checks are hot! 🔥 We're a top-tier learing facility that's recieved millions in funding. No kids? No problem! We're like that empty daycare in the news – but funnier!

Shoutout to Elon Musk: "Zoolander irl 😂😢" – Thanks for the inspo!

Our faculty includes President Camacho from Idiocracy: "Welcome to Costco. I love you." And Mugatu: "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"

Fun Fact: Our sign is misspelled on purpose... or is it? "Lear ing" – because who needs all those letters anyway?

Our Epic Courses: Lear Good Stuff!

• 🔵 Blue Steel Reading: Master the art of looking intense while sounding out words. "Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face!"
• 🧠 Idiocracy 101: Learn why "evolution does not necessarily reward intelligence." Bonus: Ow! My Balls! Safety Training.
• 💰 Fraud... I Mean, Funding Basics: How to get millions without any kids showing up. "It's not your business!"
• 📚 Read Good Workshop: For kids who can't read good. "What is this? A center for ants?!"
• 🌿 Brawndo Nutrition: "It's got what plants crave... Electrolytes!"

"Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded." - Underrated wisdom from the future.

Gallery: Pics or It Didn't Happen!

Check out our "facilities" – totally not empty warehouses!

Videos: Watch and Lear!

Our official ad: Enroll Today! (Sponsored by Taxpayers)

The full expose: See how we "operate" – 42 minutes of pure comedy gold!

"Man, whatever! The guy's tryin' to tell me the government is wasting trillions of our dollars on lasers to zap garbage into space!" - Classic Idiocracy vibe.

Enroll Now: Or Don't, We Still Get Paid!

Sign up your kid... or a ghost kid! We don't check. "Proudly funded by Minnesota taxpayers – No actual learing required!"